There is no art to tweeting.
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Friends, countrymen, no doubt you are aware of the political scandals rocking our nation. Few believe that Her Majesty’s current Prime Minister will…
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DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NOT READ ANYTHING
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I’ve been listening to a podcast hosted by my good friend Pradyuma and prominent shitposter Noah Smith One thing that they discussed was the relative…
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Upon signing up to this ‘substack’ ‘website’ which is so fashionable among the ‘youth’ I was shocked to discover that I was not provided with a…
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There are a lot of morally difficult decisions to make. Should I save the drowning child, even though it will ruin my shoes? Should I buy the cool…
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Given my immense success in the world of substack, it’s understandable that I receive many dozens of messages by aspiring stackers asking for advice…
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Horse girls shall inherit the Earth
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What did the House of Lords ever do for us? I would imagine that the House of Lords has some pretty distant origins. I don’t know a huge amount about…
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The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of the struggle between nerds and jocks. A lot can be explained about a society by observing…
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No doubt you’ve seen the stats and the charts, the average number of friends that people report has undergone an immense decrease since the 90s. I won’t…
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Please don't read this if you have recently quit smoking
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